Posted 2 hours ago

yorkshirelarry:

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Posted 3 hours ago

Questions I may or may not want to be asked:

  1. 1. What can you see that is blue besides your tumblr dashboard?
  2. 2. What have you eaten today?
  3. 3. What is your favorite food?
  4. 4. What is your favorite color?
  5. 5. What is your least favorite color?
  6. 6. Who was your last kiss with? Was it pleasant?
  7. 7. What color shoes did you last wear?
  8. 8. What is your biggest vice?
  9. 9. Who has made you laugh the hardest in the last week?
  10. 10. What is your favorite scent?
  11. 11. What is your occupation? Do you enjoy it?
  12. 12. What is your favorite season? Why?
  13. 13. Can you do a handstand or cartwheel?
  14. 14. What color are your nails?
  15. 15. If you had to get a tattoo on your face to save your life, what would it be?
  16. 16. Describe your bedroom.
  17. 17. What is something you find romantic?
  18. 18. On average, how many hours per day do you spend on your computer?
  19. 19. Are you happy?
  20. 20. Is there anything in particular making you happy or sad?
  21. 21. Dogs or Cats?
  22. 22. Which do you prefer: a museum, a night club, the forest or a library?
  23. 23. What is your style?
  24. 24. If you could be doing anything you like right now, what would it be?
  25. 25. Who is the closest person to you?
  26. 26. What is the best movie you have ever seen?
  27. 27. Are you in a relationship or single?
  28. 28. What makes you attracted to the person you like right now?
  29. 29. If you could replace your partner/best friend with a celebrity of your choice, would you? Who with?
  30. 30. What is something most people don't know about you?
  31. 31. Are you holding on to something you need to let go of?
  32. 32. How did you celebrate last Halloween?
  33. 33. Have you recently made any big decisions?
  34. 34. Name three things that you and the person asking you this question have in common.
  35. 35. Were you ever in a school play?
  36. 36. What movie would you use to describe your life?
  37. 37. Is there something you have dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
  38. 38. Complete this sentence, "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
  39. 39. If you could invent a new flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
  40. 40. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
  41. 41. Who is a famous person you have been compared to?
  42. 42. What are two things that irritate you about the same sex?
  43. 43. What are two things that irritate you about the opposite sex?
  44. 44. What is the best thing that has happened to you this week?
  45. 45. What is something that makes you sad when you think about it?
  46. 46. Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with someone you love for ten years, or someone you hate for one month?
  47. 47. How long was your longest relationship?
  48. 48. Have you ever been in love?
  49. 49. Are you currently in love?
  50. 50. Why did your last relationship end?
  51. 51. Would you rather live in a castle or a spaceship?
  52. 52. What jewellery are you wearing right now, and where did you get it?
  53. 53. Name three things which attracted you to your current crush.
  54. 54. Is there something you have been keeping a secret?
  55. 55. When was the last time you cried and why?
  56. 56. Name someone pretty.
  57. 57. Do you have an ex who's name starts with a "J"?
  58. 58. What did you receive last Valentines Day?
  59. 59. Do you get jealous easily?
  60. 60. Do you believe in the phrase, "If its meant to be, it will be?"
  61. 61. Have you ever cheated on someone?
  62. 62. Have you ever been cheated on?
  63. 63. Do you trust your partner/best friend?
  64. 64. What is something you should be doing right now? Go do it.
Posted 3 hours ago

teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

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Posted 1 day ago
MACBETH: arent you going to wash your hands
LADY MACBETH: lol what
no
MACBETH: youre covered in blood
LADY MACBETH: lets make out
MACBETH: what
LADY MACBETH: it’ll be metal as hell
MACBETH: i don’t know
LADY MACBETH: god it’s like being married to my fucking grandmother
Posted 1 day ago
Wait, these are actually cute questions.
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? 
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Posted 1 day ago

papershopprojects:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!

How can you forget the best part?

Posted 1 day ago

heismandiego:

this nigga had so many angles. who directed this video lmao

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zeldanoodles:

egriz:

patto-senpain:

flanoirbunny:

legendofcosplay:

chachipistachis:

flanoirbunny:

expectation:

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reality:

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truer words have never been spoken

I share that headcanon. c:

>implying that Link being a dweeb isn’t actual canon

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#LINK IS THE BIGGEST DWEEB TO EVER DWEEB #IN EVERY INCARNATION #ACTUAL FACT

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Link’s awkwardness appreciation post.

Made. My. Life.