Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago
thispeacefulplace:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…


This reminds me of my old graphing calculator.

thispeacefulplace:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

This reminds me of my old graphing calculator.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

majortvjunkie:

this turkey represents my responsibilities catching up to me

Turkeys are fucking dickheads. There’s a couple of them that live out back of my apartment. I’ve gotten into numerous staredowns with them. No fisticuffs (wingicuffs?) have been initiated yet, but it’s only a matter of time… 

(Source: peens)

Posted 1 day ago

stephontherun:

I find it’s often late at night, staring at a darkened ceiling, that I have some of my most profound thoughts. For instance: “Why did you drink that second coffee?” “Remember the part where you have to wake up in six hours and function?” “Why is it nobody recognizes Superman when he puts glasses on, yet this never works for me?” (But let’s be real. If ever there were a see-through disguise.)

People totally see through the disguise. But they also know that Superman has heat vision, and can melt holes in their heads with a glance. So no one says anything.

Posted 1 day ago

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists, but the ones that do call him The Winter Soldier. He’s a ghost, you’ll never find him.

(Source: iamnevertheone)

Posted 1 day ago

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

Posted 1 day ago

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

(Source: maastrictian)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago
you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

(Source: jaidefinichon)